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Saturday, August 13, 2005
Sure, you could waste your time surfing porn sites or researching your family history, but instead you’ve elected to “chill out with the hippy”! Well done you for having the sort of discerning taste that leads you straight into my world!
And what a world it is! You have no idea!
I’m not shroomtastic anymore, thanks to the UK government banning my favourite, beloved magic mushrooms, but everything else about me is still the same. I’m not just getting older, I’m getting better (and fatter, and balder and shorter)! Fuckers!
As I write, I’m sipping a fresh, vanilla flavoured cappuccino. Yum. And you know, vanilla is the finest of the flavours. Ten points if you can name the band that wrote that lyric. Here’s another hint “…have a drumstick and your brain starts ticking.”
It’s Friday night, well really Saturday morning at 0140bst. I’m at work. It’s not very exciting. It rarely is. That’s why I’m so enthusiastic about my coffee. I’ve got fuck all else to think about. Hopefully, I’ll be getting nice soon. I need to be nice all the time. Do you get nice? I bet you do!
Tonight saw the end of Big Brother 6 here in the UK. As a fan, I’m sorry to see it go, though it does mean I get hours and hours a week of my life back. That’s the thing about BB, it eats up time like termites chew wood.
The final week of BB is usually quite anti-climactic and this year was no exception. With the exception of a couple of fun moments, the final week sucked. And who really cares who actually won the money anyway?
I will miss it, I always miss it, but I have next summer to look forward to when they crank it up again for the next series.
How sad am I? Don’t answer that, or I might cry. Boo-fucking-hoo.
All of our lives are meaningless and empty, the only difference is some of us can disguise this fact better than others. Your life sucks, you just don’t know it yet. Don’t worry, mine does too, everyone’s does – it’s just to what degree.
If you’re really rich, your life probably doesn’t suck as much as some poor homeless guy. Everyone’s life sucks in its own unique way. At least you’re special. We’re all special.
Do I equate money with happiness? Doesn’t everyone?
There’s an old joke that says “life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.” Makes sense to me.
This hippy says, they can’t take away from you, what you don’t have. Less is more, simple is the new complex!
I wish it was different. I wish I could tell you life wasn’t utterly pointless and didn’t suck, but what’s my one and only promise, nee sworn oath to my hippyfans? That I always tell the truth!
The truth is, life really does suck, it goes too quickly and before you know it, you’re worm food. Here’s hoping we all can keep the worms hungry for a long time to come!
God, I’m a real downer. Help cheer up the hippy, send me all your good drugs right now! Please!